About Me
I'm not from around here. I'm from a galaxy far, far away. But don't worry, I come in peace and bring cookies!
My Career
I'm a web developer specializing in intergalactic clients. Yes, we're a niche market, but you'd be surprised how many extraterrestrials need websites. Ever tried to run a blog on Mars? It's not as easy as it sounds!
How Can I Help You?
| SKILL 1 | SKILL 2 | SKILL 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Planning your next interstellar vacation | Teaching you the latest Martian slang | Helping you float in zero gravity without losing your cookies |